Parties in the USA

Jeff Tweedy has a book of poetry out. It's been mentioned on other blogs, but I figured I'd weigh in. I can't bear to look at the samples posted on the publisher's website. Did anyone read Paul McCartney's book?

[Shudder]

Right now I'm listening to Jonathan Richman singing about parties. I don't go to enough parties.
Invite me to your party. I can make good daiquiris.