Sputter. Sputter.

Listening to "Hold On Hope" by GBV. Bob Pollard is a God.

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Somebody stole the anti-Bush material and my picture of Lou Reed from my office door. I think it's the pair of conservative Medievalists down the hall. I hope they don't read my blog. Wait. I hope they do. Hey, I want my stuff back.

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Everyone in my department is either a medievalist or an eco-critic. Then there's me.

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Yesterday, ruckus ensued during class when a bunch of students spotted movie-star-pretty-boy-lapdog-to-Al Pacino-and-Batman, Chris O'Donnel outside. Apparently, he's filming a movie here.