This just in from Dr. Johnson:

"I was just going to say that most people in Brazil speak Portuguese and
not Spanish. Just like most people in the United States speak English.
However, a little known fact is that half the population of Paraguay
speaks Guarani. Paraguay is a very weird country, full of ninety year
old Nazis and still-living smaller Brontosauri deep in the unexplored
jungles of the northeast. My cousin saw one, and he is the City Attorney
for Nome, Alaska.

Kent"