A Public Service Announcement from Gabriel Gudding

Do not smoke marijuana, O young men:
It causes bins to be buckets, and brings a hoar and ice to the wind.
Do not smoke the marijuana, young men!

It is bad for the beard, the boob and the bed
It alienates you from your mother
And furthermore it makes you insensate to fire alarms
I know, because once I smoked it and a fire alarm went off right next to my
face
And I ignored it: marijuana
can cause you to burn up.
Avoid it.

--G. Gudding, 27 August 2004