This just in from Alan Sondheim

I'm gonna memorize this, as it could come in handy.


"Chant For Those Who Think I'm An Asshole: Sure!


I agree! No doubt! True! True enough! Absolutely! Sure thing! Certainly!
Yes! Naturally! Definitely! my only I ways! only agree! Yes! can to I can
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definitely agree! have No you're can right! You're only right! You
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there! me! right! Yes! me You've Yes! my surely Yes! Naturally! convinced
ways! I definitely agree! definitely doubt agree! I should known! doubt
agree! right! should agree! I should definitely can should have only right
surely shown I'm You've error thing! You've my You've right! ways! You're
completely right! You're right and I'm wrong! I can only agree! I can only
agree! True! right! enough! definitely No True You've certainly True! me
couldn't I've got to agree! You've definitely convinced me! You've surely
convinced me! and there! convinced thing! there! convinced You've You're
convinced me! You're absolutely correct! You're certainly correct! I stand
corrected! course True! you're course True You're course enough! You
course enough! Of course you're right! Of course you're right! Absolutely!
completely You've Absolutely! You've Absolutely! there! surely I don't
doubt you're right! righter! Absolutely! True! righter! You're You've
righter! right You've"