Woman Dips Herself Into Sauce, Ponders the Feel With Her Mouth

Is Nonie Fish the worst food writer—nay, the worst writer—on the planet? Perhaps. The Register-Guard looks very foolish every time they publish one of her “reviews.”

For instance:

“Once dipped into an amber-colored, jam-like plum sauce, which is made in the kitchen, I sat back with pleasure and let my mouth ponder the wonderful feel and taste.”