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Saturday, August 06, 2005

Contest: Name The Official Spider of the New Sincerity

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Use the comment boxes. Best name wins something.

17 comments:

Peter said...

It has to be the Brown Recluse Spider: "The brown recluse spider, or violin spider, is about 1 inch long and has a violin shaped mark on its upper back. It is often found in warm, dry climates and prefers to stay in undisturbed areas such as basements, closets, and attics. It is not an aggressive spider, but will attack if trapped or held against the skin. One death -- in December, 2001 -- has been reported in the United States from a brown recluse bite."

Peter said...

PS: It's bites are really really nasty, causing painful necrotic craters in the skin. But the violin markings on it's back are beautiful, and Rebecca Loudon would love them.

Anonymous said...

Dingle Berry.

Massey

Steven D. Schroeder said...

Monkey.

shanna said...

That's Frank, obviously.

Laurel said...

His name is Abraham "Bitey" Dreamsicle. But I call him Abe.

Radish King said...

Obviously you should name him Rebecca.

Emily Lloyd said...

Shanna has a point--or Ernest, etc. But I can't help thinking Brad.

Charles said...

The First Mrs. de Winter.

James said...

How about Jesus? He was pretty into The New Sincerity. Or you could go a more hip hop route and call him Lil' Meow Meow. Or Ocho.

LKD said...

How 'bout Yawlp?

Lorna Dee Cervantes said...

Oooooooo, can't beat Peter's suggestion - very cool.

Chris said...

Namey the Name Your Own Goddamn Spider

Reb said...

Stinky?

L. said...

A. Rachnid III, Esq.

or

Bitey McFuckinscary

Julie said...

Who's the most lethal recluse of all time? Let's call him, ED!

Ocho is pretty cool, too.

Matthew Henriksen said...

Mortuary