"I am an idealistic, naive, passionate, truth-seeking, spiritually motivated artist, unschooled in the science of law and finance." --Wesley Snipes

Monday, September 05, 2005

Dear Tenant

My apartment is up for rent on Craigslist today.

If you ever wondered what my pad looks like, here it is. The funny thing is, those photos--I didn't take them. But that's my stuff in there! Someone has been snapping secret photos without my knowledge!

And the fucking floors have NOT been "freshly refinished." And they're demanding a one year lease, and they seem to be unable to decide whether to charge $725 or $825 for it.

When I moved in, it was $625!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I took those photos.

Why do I have to do a word verification to respond to your blog if I'm already signed in?

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