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Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Essay Contest

Would You Date This Man?

Why or why not? Reply in comments box or backchannel. 200 words or less. Best essay gets a) a date or b) something else (if you don't want a date).



(no 420 or hippies)

8 comments:

Laurel said...

Define "date".


xoL

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't date him, but I'd do him.

Diana Marie Delgado said...

Undefined or not, I'd "date" him.

Charles said...

Yes. Male pattern baldness is sexy, as it a man who embraces the short-do in response to it. Those are the sunglasses of someone who clearly possesses enough style but isn't flashy about it. That's confidence. And whatever he's flashing there with his hands means he's got dexterity.

CLAY BANES said...

i can't see his feet.

Anonymous said...

Under the agreement that he wears that exact outfit, and maintains that facial expression the entire time. Over dinner I wish to ask serious questions that will require him to dig deep within himself to answer but maintain that smirk as me speaks to me from unknown bodily orphaces. And being that I can't see the other side of him, he is mostly a two dimension entity and the possibilities of orphaci are endless.

-Dan
dschiels@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

Why I Would Date That Man
By
3LeggedCat

I would date that man based on that photo alone. If we put aside the fact that I have know that man for quite some time, you will see that I am unbiased by that relationship, and you too, will want to date that man.

He may not have a body like Arnold or a Denzel face but he’s got style and plenty of it. You can see in his machismo pose that he is all man, willing to take charge, and be in control. With his legs spread he invites others to look at his crotch. As if to say, “Here it is ladies, come and get it.”

You can tell by the way he holds his hands in the Vatos Locos gang sign, that he’s hip, likes Mexican food, and breathtaking cinema. You can also see by the way he did the sign backwards that he’s willing to make mistakes, and ladies, he’s sometimes vulnerable.

His short hair and stylish clothes show that time has not passed him by and he lives in the “here and now.” Finally, you can see that when he wears his sunglasses, there is a sense of mystery, who lives behind those glasses?

julie said...

Probably would, but he was mean to me when I was six. Ah, well. Win some, lose some.