"I am an idealistic, naive, passionate, truth-seeking, spiritually motivated artist, unschooled in the science of law and finance." --Wesley Snipes

Wednesday, November 29, 2006


You know, the response to my call for information for use in my new Hejinianesque masterpiece has been less than overwhelming. In fact, it's been not even whelming.

The only enthusiastic respondent has been Diana Marie Delgado, with whom I have NOT had sex. Something needs to change here people.

Andy, remember that poem-essay I wrote about cookbooks and sex a couple years ago? This will be even better. It will be Seneca Review worthy.

And Diana--call me!



Diana Marie Delgado said...


Let's leave it at a kiss voucher.

You don't want to get involved with me. I'm complicated.

Trust me.

Plus, I like ice cream too much.

Besides, I don't have your numerals.

Plus, I can't be trusted.

Tony said...

You have successfully de-advertised yourself.

Diana Marie Delgado said...


Tony Tost said...

No no no!

Not "Hejinianesque."