Today at 3legged Cat

Haoles are stupid. They are ignorant and rude. When I am around them I feel like a little haole. I hate haole bastards, they stink like Old Spice. I hate haoles white skin. I hate haoles white pants. I hate white pepper. I hate white keys on a piano. I hate my gums, because they're haole. I hate Whoopi Goldberg's white teeth. I hate the whites of Forrest Whittaker's eyes. Eh... Most of all, I hate that haole-ass Jack Johnson.