"I am now offering private instruction in poetry," says Jonathan.
Hey, me too! And I'll beat his prices! I'll undercut him by 10%! And I don't care if you're dull or stupid. (Elitist!)
Interested parties know how to reach me.
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To compete with Tony, I'll offer special rates to those who actively aspire to dullness. Half off for someone who wants to write inconspicuous poems that won't be out of place in the literary quarterlies!
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