"The sun can shine on a dog's ass once in awhile."
--Sandra Simonds, author of Warsaw Bikini.
"Craig is slim but he likes to make cakes."
--Sandra Simonds, author of The Tar Pit Diatoms.
"I am an idealistic, naive, passionate, truth-seeking, spiritually motivated artist, unschooled in the science of law and finance." --Wesley Snipes