I haven't blogged too much lately because I've been busy attending departmental functions and "after-parties" (everyone gets drunk at the bar and hits on people they have no business hitting on). I've also been spending too much time at this site.

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Tomorrow, my interview thingie goes up at Here Comes Everybody.

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I have in my possession right now the very best unpublished poetry manuscript in the world. (No, it's not mine--mine is one of the best in say, East Eugene).
It's thrilling. Its author lives two blocks from Wrigley Field. That's all I can say.

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Watched James Toney beat up a no name chump last night. But the chump was actually pretty good--he lasted all twelve rounds and actually seemed excited to have made it that far. Toney has "bulked up" a bit and now looks like Mark Henry, Sexual Chocolate. This is the first and last post on this blog to mention boxing.

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English Department function tonight. I'm planning on taking a bunch of pictures and embarrassing my colleagues, so watch this space.