"I am an idealistic, naive, passionate, truth-seeking, spiritually motivated artist, unschooled in the science of law and finance." --Wesley Snipes

Thursday, March 24, 2005

What's up with Blog Patrol?

According to the Blog Patrol folks, nobody has visited Poetry Dailier in the past SIX DAYS. Not even me. WTF?

People, do your business. Get over there. I don't post new poems every day for nothing, yo!

If I can get 200 hits per day on this personal blog mostly devoted to whining and dining, I would expect at least half that many at Po Dailier. So far, no way.

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Top Search Terms

Po Dailier seem to be popular (or was up until a few days ago) with folks looking for the following things:

kristin kelly (Google)

poems fuck (Yahoo)

"andrew mister" poetry (Google)

fuck poems (Yahoo)

Fuck Poems (Yahoo)

This is very interesting. Somebody is looking for Kristin and Andrew. Some other people (maybe the same) are looking for poems fuck and fuck poems as well as Fuck Poems.

I'm happy to provide you with fuck poems, poem fuck, and Fuck Poems, and I can pass on a message to Mr. Mister, if you'd like. While you're at it go over to No Tell Motel and read his serial poem.

I have no idea where to find Kristin Kelly.

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In the words of Colin Meloy, "Angel won't you call me?"

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I bet Ezra Holbrook wishes he would have stuck around his boy Colin a little longer. Ezra used to be a good kid until he met the infamous "Poochie."

9 comments:

Silent said...

Something is up with your stats people. I read that shit like daily.

gina said...

I second the above comments.

Anne Haines said...

Yeah, me too. In fact I was just there like five minutes ago.

morescotch said...

I'll add it to my blogroll crapper which means at least I'll check it fifty to sixty times a day (prescription free) and one hundred fifty (prescription plus)

Anonymous said...

ezra holbrook here. keep my name out of your mouth or i'll smack it out.

ez

Anthony Robinson said...

Hey Ezra Holbrook.

Take it easy man. I used to be your biggest fan. Or, a pretty big one anyway.

I was just goofin'. No harm intended.

Sorry bout that.

(I still listen to JM's Ghost)

Tony

Anonymous said...

oh. sorry man....my bad.
i'm getting sensitive in my old age...

ez

Anthony Robinson said...

No prob, Ez.

Remember Eugene? Jessica Huntley?


Tony

Anonymous said...

yeah. man that was awhile ago....where are you at these days? and who is poochie?

ez