According to Jimmy's latest poll, I have garnered 11% of the votes as the "Sexiest Male Poetry Blogger." This is more than anyone except "Someone Else," who has so far managed 25% of the votes. My math skills are a bit rusty (I scored in the 60th percentile on my GRE, if that gives you any indication) but, with 44 votes cast as of this writing, 25% of the total votes is 11. 11% of 44 is 4.84. So either four or five people voted for me. I'm guessing five, but that would be rounding down. So count me confused as to my degree of sexiness. I voted for myself, so maybe my vote is only worth 84% of a "real" vote.
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In other news related to my sexiness, I disappointed cute coffeegirl the other day. I was discussing the extremely relevant and intelligent reality shows "The Surreal Life" and "Big Brother 6" with another coffeegirl. Cute coffeegirl immediately ranted about her hatred for reality tv. Okay, well, I'm not going to call anyone a snob, because, well, these shows are pretty crappy, but still...it's not like I don't read books or something. Post-rant, I said to cute coffeegirl, "Um, I don't think we should hang out," to which she replied something I did not hear.
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In other new related to sexiness, my girlfriend said to me today, "I am a strong lady." I agree.
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I think Jordan is on to something. My life is just about boring enough but with the occasional weird happening to Pekarize. I don't want R. Crumb though. How about Craig Thompson? Or Keith Knight?
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Bill Watterson. Straight up.
My guy catches me up on BB6. I think I've seen an hour if you add up the minutes I've stopped by the TV room to say hi or whatever. I don't really care, but he gets excited and you try to pay attention to what gets your honey excited, right?
I don't get the anti-Reality TV rant. I dig Survivor. It's a GAME SHOW. When was the last time you heard someone ranting about The Price Is Right? I mean, you want crass commercialism, there it is.
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