"I am an idealistic, naive, passionate, truth-seeking, spiritually motivated artist, unschooled in the science of law and finance." --Wesley Snipes

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

BORING

So yeah, I'm boring, as some anonymous asshole notes in a comment box below. (It's not the comment that makes Anonymous an asshole; it's Anonymous' anonymity that makes Anonymous an asshole.) So what do I do? What happened? I'd like to blame this all on Noah Eli Gordon, but that probably won't get me anywhere. Maybe I need to pick a fight with someone to bring some bluster and excitement. Maybe I need to stop posting pictures of salami and Billy Bragg. Maybe I need to have an exciting life and then tell you about it. Maybe I need to tell you about the time Andy Mister and I ate at IHOP on Ted Berrigan's death day.

Seriously folks! Help!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm the anonymous asshole. And yes, you should tell the story about you and Andy Mister eating at IHOP on Tom's death day. Tell it. And keep the pictures of salami and Billy Bragg coming, that's not what is boring.

Tony R said...

Well, you could stop being an asshole and just tell us who you are. It'd make me ever so happy.

Anonymous said...

Fuck You!

Anonymous said...

Fuck me!

A. J. Patrick Liszkiewicz said...

Oooh. Backfire.

sandrasimonds said...

Clipper

I think it is bc you go weeks without posting anything.

I think you should hate on the poetry world because it is exceedingly entertaining.

PS
Did you hear that NEG got ANOTHER book taken!

Tom said...

Tells us about Supergirl.