I Know I Don't Have A Crush List, But

If I did, who would be on it? See, I don't have any current crushes, real or imaginary, but I'm game for a few. So, here's the deal--email me or respond publicly below if you'd like to volunteer as a crushee.

(I'm not yet taking applications for wives. Yet. Or husbands, though we've got that thang out here in Oregon-land.)